I have no idea how many Resident Evil films I have seen. Or even how many Resident Evil games I have played. Definitely 3 or 4 for each and they have all been enjoyable. Not great, but enjoyable. The games are better than the films (they always are) but then the games don’t have Milla Jovovich in the tight and sexy outfits that women apparently need to wear in post-apocalyptic worlds. Which turns the films from being a little bit shit to quite watchable fun.
So when I saw there was a trailer for Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, I watched it without much anticipatory excitement. I have to say it looks like a laugh. Plus it has Guns and Roses playing and some kind of dragon thingy flying around. I am quite looking forward to this now and know that I will probably enjoy it, even though I know it will be just a little bit shit.
I can’t wait for Resident Evil: Epilogue and all the rest.
Someone on Twitter asked the legendary Kyle MacLachlan to explain Dune. I assume it was meant as a laugh because Twitter is somewhat limited when it comes to giving explanations or descriptions. MacLachlan is always good value in everything I have ever seen him in. When I was young, he was the character that interacts with a cast of weirder characters – which, given that he was in a lot of David Lynch stuff, was some real weirdness. I’m talking about stuff like Blue Velvet, Twin Peaks, and Dune.
Nowadays he plays the off-centre characters in things like How I Met Your Mother and Agents of SHIELD and is always fun. What I am trying to say is, I’m a MachLachlan fan. Now if you haven’t read the book of Dune, you should. It is superb and I reviewed it here. The film caught a lot of flack but I loved it. Possibly because I was on a lot of spice back then, or maybe I am just peculiar. If you have read the book or seen the movie, then you will appreciate the genius of what he did – you can really follow the story.
Here, in emoji, is Kyle MacLachlan’s Dune. I hope this becomes a new fad.
Good old Jar Jar Binks, the annoyance that keeps on giving. Spoof trailers, theories about him being a Sith, he is a meme that reminds us of how bad things can get when you resort to slapstick for humour. Binks is the Inspector Clouseau of the Star Wars universe – the Steve Martin version obviously, Peter Sellers was great. But the memes and parodies are funny. I think so anyway and in this corner of cyberspace, I am in charge.
Without further waffle meesa gives you Rogue Binks:
Due to all the negative reviews, I missed Batman vs Superman in the cinema and ended up watching the ultimate 3-hour edition at home. I think I was so prepared for disappointment that I actually really enjoyed it. I have heard the longer edition is the better one, so maybe I lucked out. I was also pleased to have all my doubts about Battfleck swept away – Affleck is a superb Batman.
So this new Justice League footage isn’s supposed to be a trailer, but I have included in today’s post Comic-Con trailerfest because it looks and acts exactly like a trailer. It also looks pretty cool with all the leads looking right for their respective roles.
No more waffle, the final entry in my trailer bonanza is the Justice League trail- I mean assembled footage.
The Scifi Ward trailerfest continues. This is the second Doctor Strange trailer, so possibly not so exciting as the others. However, I saw this trailer in 3D IMAX yesterday and it looked superb. Also, the Doctor Strange comics were brilliant, so I am really looking forward to this one.
For the next instalment of the Scifi Ward trailerfest, we have Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. Like Kong, this has been done several times before but there are quite a few angle’s you can take with the tale. King Arthur was basically a set of legends after all. Also, Guy Ritchie has quite a fun style, as you can see from the trailer. Enjoy:
The trailerfest continues with Kong: Skull Island. This could also be fun but I am not that bothered about King Kong. I love the ‘lost world’ idea, with dinosaurs and crazy tribes, but a giant creature trashing stuff has already been done pretty well from quite a few different angles – King Kong, Godzilla, Cloverfield, Transformers, Pacific Rim, and so on. Hopefully there will be a new twist.
Oscar-winning Phil Tippett is a stop-motion animator and designer who has worked on Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Starship Troopers, Robocop and more. The man is a legend and his work genius. No matter what you think about CGI versus models, old-school model making was/is amazing. Everything has its place and a blend of techniques keeps most people happy. I do think that making proper sets and models looks a damn sight more fun than pure green screen though and I bet Phil Tippett’s house is full of very cool things. In fact, I bet modern science fiction CGI animators and programmers save up and spend a lot of their hard earned programming money of models like these. I know I do.
Empire Strikes Back’s awesome crawl. The music plays in my head even looking at a still picture
Imagine if, instead of the brilliant opening Star Wars crawl, there was a Bond-type intro sequence. Personally, I think it would suck, but as an experiment a talented chap called Kurt Rauffer went ahead and made one anyway, using the unused Radiohead version of the Spectre song.
Having seen every Star Wars film in the cinema, I am a huge fan of the opening crawl and the epic Star Wars music and I still crap myself with excitement when it appears. Between 5 years old and 43, there has been no lessening of my inner child, thank the Force.
I have also seen every Bond in the cinema since the Spy Who Loved Me (also in 1977) and apart from the whole “Ooh, was that a nipple?” aspect, I find the opening Bond music/graphic sequences dull. There should always be the opening bit where he walks in and shoots the screen, and that should be where the title of the film is – then start the film. You hear me Bond?
However, as an experiment done on the internet that pays a homage to both franchises, this video works really well and is quite cool. Here is a Bond-esque intro to Empire Strikes Back. Enjoy.